Jesus Hates Half Baked Fruit Dumps

First of all, to whomever has been checking back every second day over the last week, Thank You!
Secondly, it has occurred to me that much of what I write is unpublishable.
And I also resent fruit cakes. Thus, 1 + 1 = this;

Jesus Hates Half Baked Fruit Dumps

Have you ever made a fruitcake?
  They’re not all that hard to make
Just mix Banana Bread with Gummi bears,
  Then you put them in to bake

Some people prefer candied fruit,
  Like me, the Germans say "not gute,"
For going back to old time ways
  Just ain’t the way to do it,

We need a cake for modern times,
  Not gum sweets from bygone years,
Maybe instead bake an easy dump cake
  And they do take lots less time!

Yes, if you must bake, so it be,
  Though the things bring no one glee,
Yet, if you must send them to your friends
   Remember –
    Jesus hates half baked fruit dumps,
So do not send one to me!