Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Buzz Climas Lament

A Buzz Climas Lament  From Ken Johnson

As I watch West, from my Waltham home,
  There is a lifting mist, a warm fog rising
  Over Connecticut’s ridges and hills,
A pillow cloud, now a beard, under
  The parting blue sky’s two eyes,
Having waited too long to reunite, I see
  Your face, serene, whom I can no longer touch,

My childhood friend,
  Farewell,
May our Earthly tears bear credit
  For God in Heavens’ Gain


Tuesday, December 29, 2015

My Second Wife’s Cat…

If you want to know what prompted me to write this you can ask me. But it's a long story would be a bit of a give away...

My Second Wife’s Cat…

My Second wife’s cat is a serious cat,
He hunts mice and rats all the day,
My Second wife’s cat is an ornery cat,
I recommend all keep away,

When we married, you knew, as widower I,
My last love had long since passed away,
Now as I die soon, my new wife, I must say
That she still owns my heart to this day

When my previous died, I laid her in a plot,
Where was left a particular spot,
Big enough for all which she deserves,
Thus I ask you with her – please bury my heart

My Second wife’s’ cat is a scheming old cat
No matter whatever you say
My Second wife’s’ cat is a mischievous cat
What will he get up to today?

Once the doctor pronounced, next according to plan,
The coroner carved out my heart,
And before my corpse went to the funeral home,
He trusted my wishes with you

I think not you meant ill,
Maybe doing my will,
When you left my heart close to the door,
Though your thieving old cat,
Proving he’s a true rat
Then he crept in, and did as we all know…

My Second wife’s cat is a thieving old cat
Who stole in and ran off with my heart,
My Second wife’s cat’s a rascal forest cat,
Where he hides my poor heart, to this day,
And my second wife’s cat ‘s a deceitful old cat,
   Damn sure to me,
Whom she still pets and loves to this day

Thursday, December 24, 2015

A Christmas Eve's Dropping...

A Christmas Eve's Dropping...

We go roundabout to church on Christmas eve,
   drive by-ing and gawking at lawns and stucco porticos,
Where blessed Mothers and Fathers all praying
   that the sleeping babe won’t wake,
Who are also posed to sush the Three Kings in Law
   who’ve just arrived, doting, bearing spoiling gifts,
While the shepherd and his sheep,
   are content to remain uncounted this easy dreaming night,
   all aglow with the warm incandescent bulbs of this Naitivite's’ Holy Spirit

An hour plus later, roaming home, we intrude upon them all again,,
   and, still not wishing to wake the foretold blowmold babes of this silent night,
Then roll quietly on, into our own drive,
   ready to brace the cold, to preheat the oven,
And there to bake our own Chirstmas Eve frozen pizza of the seven fishes,
   and to eat it with anything but communion wine
   as the Pope comes on at 11:30

Comes now midnight,
   when the neighbors light timers each switch off,
   first this yard then that one, electric candles blow out,
And only the moonlight’s glow now shines
   on the white Harry Potter ‘expecto patronum’ reindeer,
While too, Home Depot fans desist
   in further inflating the stout bouncy Santas
   and those Frosty round air snow men,
   who each peacefully collapse under purple Van Gogh’s starry starry night,
Happy now, only to be seen from now on only by Waltham’s bleary eyed dui revelers,
   who, shut out after last call, drive by without headlights, and too fast, 
Soon too to collapse on couches, chairs, the floor, their beds,
   with their heartfelt blessings of the Church of this Holy Night’s Noel Drunkards,

It it peace?
   We’re asleep, no more tonight,
      Good Night
 
 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Jesus Hates Half Baked Fruit Dumps

First of all, to whomever has been checking back every second day over the last week, Thank You!
Secondly, it has occurred to me that much of what I write is unpublishable.
And I also resent fruit cakes. Thus, 1 + 1 = this;

Jesus Hates Half Baked Fruit Dumps

Have you ever made a fruitcake?
  They’re not all that hard to make
Just mix Banana Bread with Gummi bears,
  Then you put them in to bake

Some people prefer candied fruit,
  Like me, the Germans say "not gute,"
For going back to old time ways
  Just ain’t the way to do it,

We need a cake for modern times,
  Not gum sweets from bygone years,
Maybe instead bake an easy dump cake
  And they do take lots less time!

Yes, if you must bake, so it be,
  Though the things bring no one glee,
Yet, if you must send them to your friends
   Remember –
    Jesus hates half baked fruit dumps,
So do not send one to me!

Thursday, December 17, 2015

I’m Planting Lightbulbs…

Tired of the same old Holiday carols?
Need something fresh and new to spark you out of this dark season?
Here's a classic old traditional carol I wrote just for you 2 minutes ago....

I’m Planting Lightbulbs…

(refrain)
I’m planting lightbulbs for Christmas,
To brighten Chrismas eve,
I’m planting lightbulbs for Christmas,
That they, my love, may please

In Fall we planted tulips,
That they may brighten Spring,
In March we planted Dahlias,
That Joy all summer bring

Yet in Winter dark comes early,
We’ve all got S.A.D
So I plant Christmas lightbulbs,
To see you still love me

(refrain)

Late hours under clear stars
We’ll sing carols ‘till midnight,
While all the bulbs we’ve planted sprout
With sunshine gay and bright

(refrain)