Three Stooges on Camels
(aka My 2017 Christmas Card)
“Twinkle twinkle Christmas star,
East or west, we travel far,
Where ‘ere you go up in the sky,
Could you please stay still,
We’re on camels, not in cars!”
Larry: "Hey Moe, who’s that flying guy?”
Moe: “That’s an angel, Larry, in the sky,"
Curly: ”Do angels always look like girls?”
Moe: “Sush you dope, joy to the world!”
Angel: “I am the angel Gabriel, bringing tidings of joy,”
Moe: “Oh yeah? Who from?”
Angel “For a babe has been born in a manger, who is
Christ the World,”
Curly: “Are you honest? Who’s the Father?”
Angel: “He lay just over there, under that star, oh come,
let you adore him!”
Larry: "Oh no, we go to the pictures on Christmas!”
Angel: “Would you want this infant babe never to have
known Santa Claus on Christmas?”
Curly: “Who sent you?”
Angel: “Your agent, and I just happen to have these three
Santa Claus costumes,”
Moe: “Sir angel, for your blessings we are truly grateful,
but when we book with goyim, we’re strictly cash!”
Angel :“Ok, Deal!”
All Three Stooges:“Deal!”