This Tuesday, Oct 11th, would be my Fathers' Birthday. He'd be... well 9 years older than when he died in 2007. For those who haven't read other poems I've written of my Dad, he had the Alzheimer's in later years and was fun to spend a week with. But I was once an unintelligible kid, and he raised me, so...
Franken Bench
How should I write of my Father?
To muse on him, spend time again,
Be with he who raised me as I am,
The dear one whom, being lost, is no ghost,
But as I recall, loved me the most
Bobbie said,
"There’s a box in the basement store room,
Andrew put it there,
Why don’t you take your Father,
it’s a bench for the garden,
Get your Father’s wrench set,
and this afternoon
You can help him put it together
and then bring it up outside,
That should take up some time
while you’re with him this afternoon"
My preference was to take him to lunch and a movie,
But as he threatened to throw a plate at the waitress last time,
I said, "Ok, we’ll stay here and do that"
While opening the box, its’ copper staples confused him and cut his finger,
"Ok, Dad stand back," and I unbent the rest with pliers,
When he found the directions he seemed content,
while I unfolded a beach chair and sat,
Listening as he read aloud the same page three times,
with reading firmer and louder, the directions successively vexed him,
So I interceded;
"Dad, it’s only a park bench, it’s not arguing with you,"
Then, "Please, sit, I want to show you something,"
I lined up the carriage bolts and nuts in order of their length,
"See, these long bolts, they hold two of the wood seat slats together,
And these, the middle length,
they hold the seat wood slats to the metal frame,
And these, the shortest ones, use these to bolt the metal frame parts,
Now there are exactly enough, one for each bolt hole, You got it?"
He gave me back the chair and I sat, watching,
as he started with the directions at part 3,
But seemed to be tightening the bolts all right with the pliers,
I didn’t ask why not use his socket wrench,
as, I confess, I fell asleep
When I woke up, "Dad, have you finished it?"
His voice sounded as if he had, while overcoming certain problems,
though his actual words were rambling non-sequitors,
Then I noticed the bench was assembled, with all the bolts
wrong everywhere!
Long ones stuck out where there should be short ones,
Short ones with nuts barely threaded in the wood,
Someplaces the bolt ends stuck out,
and why are some left over?
Further investigation told me, as he couldn’t, he’d gotten others
from his storage jam jars in the garage,
Ok, sure, the bench held together, a little wobble,
but you wouldn’t want to sit in it,
‘Cause this cute dainty garden bench seemed was made
of a hodge-podge crazy quilt of Boris Karloff necks,
I thought we
could fix it, but,
we decided it was cocktail hour and went upstairs,
he had a red wine, me a beer, cheese & crackers
Later I told Bobbie about it and she said,
"Don’t worry, I’ll ask Andrew to fix it,"
and I never saw that bench again