When come the end times, the Good Book says,
all our remains will be but clothes,
on streets, indoors, and where God knows,
just shirts and pants lain in vacant repose,
For by a rain of Heavenly bolts the faithful will be called in glory,
To an apotheosis all but scripted in Hollywood by Spielberg,
starring Tom Cruise running from the Martians
while people left and right are blasted away -
Flam-Boosh!
just their pants and shirts fluttering in a pink mist,
Thus Heaven becomes queerly overcrowded
with shamelessly naked Bible-Zealots, hanging it out and sunning themselves
all as naked as newly God made, gaily rhapsodic at play
in a Kissammee style nudist Heaven
Thou, righteously presumptive,
must you insist that you love the Lord so much,
As to claim to bar us by your festal grace,
excoriate us in lots, and, once tried,
see us condemned by execration with the Lord of Flies?
Might religion be a virtue? And so say she and I,
For we bear witness - in our home, our basement,
we too testify of the verity of Man’s superlunary remains,
Hung on aluminum racks, covered in zippered plastic,
are hangers of such disembodied garments, coats, and boxes
of de-spirited shoes and books, stacked in every nook,
and a post-war map of Berlin, just one trophy of their span,
They’re her Mother’s dresses and skirts,
They’re her Father’s jackets and shirts,
And his red devil union suite, with the horned hood and forked tail
he wore costumed to the church ham dinner square dance,
For they too were charged with their own intimate calls to Heaven,
and she loves to dream of her Father toasting Manhattans with Ted Kennedy,
in a Heaven where I don’t imagine at all they’re naked,
But of course,

someday she’ll let me call Good Will