One of Chris's and my favorite haunts is the bar at the Ocean View Restaurant. (There's no view of the ocean from there, btw...)
But real Islanders come round there, and if you're friendly and have a minute they'll tell you stories....
My Loona McGoon
"So, do ya not believe there are hand prints on the moon?
you buy me a pint and I’ll set tell you straight son,
Sure, some say astronauts left foot prints on it,
but I can tell ya that’s all fake, Government propaganda shit,
Ever notice there ain’t no stars behind Neil Armstong?
‘cause he’s in a warehouse, Ya never seen ‘em…,
But I gone too far, I skipped ahead a few parts,
thanks guy, for the pint, I’ll go back to the start,
I’d been clammin’ on the outer banks, you know, the shallow ones anyway,
when I got back to ma boat at the end o’ the day,
It’s never too fun, returnin’ to Nantucket,
the seas very big and me boat’s just a bucket,
Then a storm blew up strong and it blew up right quick,
but I’m an old clammin’ man, an’ I don’t get sea sick,
As the swells increased, the boat leaned up to starboard with each wave,
she leveled off up the top o’ the swell, leaned to port on the downside,
to level again bottoming a ‘tween the last and the next,
Over and over, this rolling motion,
Over ya know? ‘Way-O’, and over ‘Way-O’ we’d come,
‘til I felt as I’d never been sober, like too much strong rum,
‘Way-Ooo-Ooo-Woah…
An’ all the time the swells grew up higher an’ we rolled to top,
(I say we, I mean me boat, me clams in the hold, and me)
Then I noticed, up there, clear above the mist, could see stars!
we was in the heavens, the inky black heavens, pin-poked by starlights…
(Ya never saw them on those ‘moon lanidings!)
Then we rolled down the lee back in the mist
only to roll up, stars and stars again,
Was then I noticed the moon rising,
not while deep in the waves of course, just when crestin’ up top,
An’ it were coming closer and closer with each time we rised, and with steam!
That old cheese meant to ram me, like a ship that won’t stop,
So I climb up on the pilot house,
not so concerned with the wheel as preventin’ a collision
And as the swell rose up and we saw stars again
The moon herself were straight above, and I’m the only thing
between her and smashin’ my boat.
So I put me hands up an' I steadied an' fended her off,
these hands, see! These hands! pushed off from the moon!
Then we rode down and up again the next swell
I could see she was past,
though we were lucky not to get caught in the wash of her screws,
Naw, I can see you don’t believe me,
buy an old salt a pint, and he pays you back with a yarn,
Yet I can prove it, it’s true!
When again back at port, and on land,
I noticed there was Moon Dust under me fingernails,
I scraped it out with me pen knife ‘n put it in a jar for me girl,
She wears it for eye shadow, Moon Dust is good eye shadow,
You ask around and she’ll tell ya,
she’s my girl, she’s my Loona McGoon!"
